Sex, Love & Drake =] — *friends car is locked* Friend: stop pulling the...

Sex, Love & Drake =]

a simple blog abt a girl who loves sex, lovey dovey shit, and of course DRAKE! i'm known for my randomness .ig-b- { display: inline-block; } .ig-b- img { visibility: hidden; } .ig-b-:hover { background-position: 0 -60px; } .ig-b-:active { background-position: 0 -120px; } .ig-b-32 { width: 32px; height: 32px; background: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-sprite-32.png) no-repeat 0 0; } @media only screen and (-webkit-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min--moz-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (-o-min-device-pixel-ratio: 2 / 1), only screen and (min-device-pixel-ratio: 2), only screen and (min-resolution: 192dpi), only screen and (min-resolution: 2dppx) { .ig-b-32 { background-image: url(//badges.instagram.com/static/images/ig-badge-sprite-32@2x.png); background-size: 60px 178px; } }

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*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

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The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

Source: moonemojii

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